I don't like ants especially those on the bloody computer screen. Because it distracts me and it reminds me of this HP advertisement where this guy handed a nanophone to ant to start calling and talking about god knows what they want to talk about. But anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We moved to 3/2. Because our class was infiltrated by N'Level. I hope that I didn't leave anything stuff behind because I dont wan

In a about 1 hour and so many so many minutes ladies and gentlemen, thou shalt become 16 years of age. Licensed to watch more movies, licensed to fuck issit? I'm not really sure. I dunno I thought being 16 would be like WHOA YOUR'RE 16 THAT'S AWESOME. LIKE SOME VOLCANO ERUPTED SPILLING BILLIONS OR HORMONES AND I would become Hairy Boxerman:]
But its like nothing special, I sort of was expecting like at 12am, some white light will shine onto my face and God will speak to me in a loud voice telling me the answers to Humanities O' Levels. Or some shit like that.

And it sucks having people use the phone when someone is blogging, everything goes crap and shit.

Today, I solved Fabian's POA problems. Funny, I thought he was a professional POA student...

Ok, I'm signing off, going far far away where nobody can reach me.







OH YEAH, I DID 180 CFM, WHICH WAS A NON-LUCKY ONE. Unfortunately, Marilyn also did and spoilt the possible solo.

Favourite colour: Silver

Favourite food: Cheese Fries

Favourite drink: Coke

Favourite swear word: Fuck

Favourite word: Luggages even though it doesn't exist

Favourite actor: Christian Bale

Favourite actress: Keira Knightley

Favourite ice cream flavour: Vanilla

Favourite song: Fragrant Rice

Favourite band: Hey Monday

Favourite singer: IDK! Jason Mraz

Favourite outfit: Jeans and that colourful tee with dice on it

Favourite quote: He who laughs last didn't get it.

Favourite writer: Sidney Sheldon

Favourite movie: Jumper

Favourite TV series: Friends, According to Jim, My Wife and Kids, Drake and Josh

Favourite shape: Doodles

Favourite instrument: Electric guitar, Piano and drums

Favourite hobby: Making gay jokes about Azri

Favourite lesson: Physics

Favourite torture devices: Testicle crushers

Favourite sickness: Phobaphobia

Favourite insect: Wasps

Favourite model/supermodel: Gisele Bundchen because she's the only one I can remember because of her funky name

Favourite car colour: Shiny Black

Favourite animal: Pigs

Favourite country: Poland

Favourite flower: Don't bother.

Favourite bad habit: Making gay jokes of Azri

Favourite bed item (blanket/bolster/pillow etc): Book

Favourite self-defence skill: Outsmart the person with words

Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob

Favourite time of the day: 6am

Favourite time of the night: When its windy

Favourite game: Audition

Favourite teacher: Jo Marie

Favourite language: Finnish

Favourite fast food restaurant: Carl's J.

Favourite mythology character: Isis

Favourite mythology creature: .....

WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I did it! Probably the hardest meme I have done in my entire life. Bloody hell, I thought I was gonna spend 5 minutes on this but alas.

My effing phone dropped and its not working.......

Anyway happy stuff now!!!!
I went out jamming with Azri and Ezzuan on Saturday. Damned fucking nice I mean like Azri is like super duper pro with guitar and all and Ezzuan looks funky singing. I like it when he's singing them high notes, he's like struggling to reach the notes but then he makes it. Lol we played See U in the Dark by Honor Society.

Drums are awesome:]














Ok now the fucking headphones dropped. Stupid effing shit.
But its working, and I wanted to say something. Oh yeah like Honor Society drummer plays for Jonas Brothers too and like he's two different people. Honor Society his drums are like Avenged Sevenfold fast forwarded seven fold but in Jonas Brothers he's like Oh Lovey-dovey and everything's sweet as honey and lalalalalalala and let'go skipping through the meadows shall we?

Gosh that's an awesome poem. Oh yeah before that there was Physics but I shall not bother in telling you what Mister Alllaaan Luuuuuuw was URGING TO TELL US. LIKE IF HE DIDN'T TEACH US, HE WOULD FART. And then after that but before jamming, I went to the library, awesomest place in the world and saw Bernice and Xin Ling studiously doing work. I was sitting in the chair and its like this polyester material and its really noisy especially if you move around a lot. Then I was moving around A LOT. And this girl beside me told me to 'fuck off'

I pointed the middle finger at her but like jokingly la. I'm not that bad of a person lmao.
Then she laughed.

SHIT THE FUCKING HEADPHONE DROPPED AGAIN~!
Funny logic for the day

The machine must be spoilt la, I mean it says 66kg and I AM NEVER MORE THAN 60.

Caroline Rajaiah
1961-present

I feel sad. But its a stupid reason. Because like I feel bad we are stealing all the food from the Muslims during their Ramadan fest. Like we just kepo our faces there and eat like pigs in front of them. I saw this Chinese dude gorging McDonalds in front of one of the stalls and they looked like they were going to hammer him. Like throw him into the cooking pot.

I wanna post pictures but its either pictures or a meme and I will most definitely love a memememe. Because its about me la!

......

And and. Zomg OH YEAH. But WHAT IS THIS, I HEAR OH NO!!!!!!!!!! ITS FOOTSTEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eff.

One rainy night, a very thunder-filled one, with lightning punctuated in the sky every 6.2 seconds, people were busy attending to Mrs Yeo Chia Guan in a hospital, who was fated to give birth to a warrior, a great warrior, a superb warrior as said by the Gods.


OK SUPER LAME! But happy birthday Yanyways! Happy birthday Andy!!!! Happy birthday to you!!!!! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

I asked Andy how it felt to be 15 years 364 days. And the fucker said he was sad lol. Because like "Sumaya is one day older than me!!!!" Probably he wants to marry her but his mum is like 'No!' because of the age issue lmao.

I'm smiling like an ass.

I think that Karthik may have been a previous homosexual. And I'm not shitting you. But, I need more evidence. Mwhahahahahahahaa!!!!

Ok let us bloggings properlys nows.

Ehhhhhhh, you know it's all ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALWAYS the same bloody question during the fasting month.

'Eh YOU NOT FASTING?!?!!?!?!?!' I should hang up a sign on day on my head and like do it naked, so people will actually look at me and not look at me like some religious nutjob who broke fast. Lol.

I heard this guy got so irritated that the waiters didn't take his order after raising his hand for so long that he went out, took of his clothes and came back in, shouting "WILL YOU TAKE MY ORDER NOW THEN???"

He got arrested lmao.

I dont know what happened when I was studying today. A few minutes I was studying, the next few I found myself in the toilet and it was only after like a few more minutes later that I found out I was in the toilet. I was like 'Eh, why so dark ah'

Today's EL lesson was the most boring one in the whole of my 16 years. I don't get why must learn all the shit grammar shit faced tenses. I would elaborate but I'm too lazy:[

Ok don't be surprised at the song. I kinda like it. I mean I dunno whatthefuck the dude is saying but it sounds nice for a change. Hahaha I think I'm getting addicted to the song Lmao because I'm intrigued by it. Roger (5/1) told me it had something to do with family and sucha sucha thing. Lol, I really can't get enough of it. Lmao ITS BLOODY NICE SIA.

Ok. More importantly.....


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
'dress off as he moved deftly down her body to her breast' (Bloody hell)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
A green wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Click.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2.30am.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2.40am.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Air-Conditioner, my fingers typing on the keyboard and a weird ringing noise.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Just now, taking a breather from schoolwork.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
P.S's blog.

9. What are you wearing?
Brown printed tee, watch, shorts and boxers.(naturally)

10. Did you dream last night?
I don't remember. I usually forget my dreams after like 10 seconds.

11. When did you last laugh?
During Humans, which would be......2.00pm

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint, pictures, light switches and a dartboard.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I saw Azri.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
My only current source of entertainment now.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Spider-Man 2.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A grand white piano, an electric guitar and a lot of funny tees.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can wank in front of you and you won't even know.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Nothing.

19. Do you like to dance?
Sometimes. Occasionally. Rarely. Lose yourself.

20. George Bush:
is boring.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I plan to remain single all my life :]

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
21.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Thanks. Thanks a lot.


Oh yeah, my father once told me that he once handled a case about changing a name of a woman. Her father was so bloody drunk that when she was born, her name as Malini Miss Malaysia.....

You know what the fucking problem is?

I just was like thanking God because the Internet has been so kind to me, giving me webpages quickly and all that bullshit, and it started to get slow.

Shit happens

Anyway, Mai Pu Xi is a fictional character that studies in Riverside and goes through shit every because of her name. I mean just imagine

And this is all Azri talking, not me. And then Ezzuan and I started to get addicted to making jokes about her.

Mai Pu Xi wins Riverside Idol
Mai Pu Xi ........

Blah blah blah but it seemed so funny on the road to Causeway Point. You must see to experience it and we were laughing like mad drunk dudes all the way. And people's reactions were like "Gaga"

Lmao.

I watched 21 finally. Damn nice show but I still don't know how they beat the gambling system but like its damn awesome really really really really very awesome show. But I don't get some parts but its still damn cool. Superb. Everyone who doesn't watch it get no ice-cream from me. And I get good ice-cream. And these people will do the 24 km run till they puke. Yes 24.

Ok, what rubbish. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I like to say I would like to say that this should be the end but HOW CAN MY READERS BE SATISFIED???!?!?

I ate this most disgusting piece of shit. Just think of yam that is melted and a stone that is grinded into powder and pigs legs and intestines are thrown in and they put jelly on top. And mixed altogether Yeah, that's what it looks like, 'a fat ass' asscrack' and it did not taste too awesome. Actually come to think of it, I just took one mouthful and was like 'Ok that's it, yeah I give it 10/10 for Fear Factor'

I wish they had Fear Factor Singapore and I'll be the guy who annilihates all the people and invents the challenges. Mwhahahaha, it'll be damn fun man, like thinking of stupid shit thinks I wouldn't do and having like lab rats do it for me. I think I'll like ask them to drink Coke then stuff Mentos into their mouth while bathing in cockroach and lizard blood and shit.

I wonder how many will do it.


Oh yeah, I saw Andy limping on Saturday. He was probably like bitten by some microscopic ant no bigger than his !@#4 but then his overactive imagination saw this gigantic muscular lion that tore of his whole leg and then I laughed out loud in class and Baya told me to shut up.

Ok I think I'm done. Cya cats later

HELLO GUYS!
Life has been a little hectic that's why I haven't been updating.
Come to think of it, I don't even feel like updating right now.
Ah fuck, I'm sorry this is a lousy blogpost....

Stay tuned for Mai Pu Xi(continued)